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Sucks me off

When a person, hopefully a girl, gives a man a blow job.

My girlfriend sucks me off after 7 hours of having sex.

by TheFuck69 March 16, 2017

14👍 14👎


School

prison

Me: damn I gotta go to school again

by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018


Node

A word you call someone. It has no specific definition. It doesn’t mean anything but it also means anything you want it to be.

Gavin: you lookin like a node
Hunter: what’s a node
Gavin: It’s what you are

by TheFuck69 April 26, 2018

1👍 1👎


Bart Simpson

Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.

Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”

by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021


Minecraft

A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.

Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?

Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft

Person: fuck you faggot

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2017

5👍 6👎


Tupac

Never died

Tupac is still alive

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2018

1👍 1👎


Fish Market

When a bunch of stank hoes gather in one location.

Dave: Bruh you see that fish market

John: yuh, those hoes be stank

by TheFuck69 June 19, 2019