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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.

Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 11, 2022


two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.

Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 05, 2023


Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024


Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022


Comdon

When you stick it on your penis inside out causing a range of issues such as it slipping off and making her pregnant or spreading STD's.

Comdons won't protect you, throw them out immediately!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 19, 2023


A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022


Airspace rapist

A person who flies a drone over someone else's property without their approval, especially deliberately. Technically legal though. Landowners don't own airspace.

Don't fly that drone over there you airspace rapist!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 04, 2023