Lefolg

An ideology that states that you have the wealth of the rich man and the ideals of the common poor man. Also means we follow in German.

Employer: So do you have any sort of ideology or mantra you follow?
Employee: Yeah, I believe in the Lefolg Ideology.

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.