Bro Code #999

Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.

Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."

Your'nt

The word Your'nt is a mixture of you're and aren't. If you're too lazy to say both of the words at once, say Your'nt.

Your'nt gonna do that, are you?