go Irish

The act of completely losing your mind for a period of time, releasing Irish fury upon those around you.

Stage 1: Incident
Something happens to create an uncomfortable situation. This includes rude comments/suggestions and physical actions.

Stage 2: Reaction
You respond, at first non-violent. This may be just a puzzled look, or perhaps you ask, "Excuse me?" in order to clarify that the comment/action was directed at you.

Stage 3: Interpretation
You process the situation. If the comment/action is interpreted as being irritating/threatening to you, then you first feel a drain of emotion. Then anger starts bubbling in slowly. Your eyes go a little numb, your hands start to tingle, chills rise up your back and you start to tremble. Your jaw usually locks up and the muscles tighten as fury starts setting in.

Stage 4: Snap
This is the stage when you basically lose all control of all of your actions/words. You verbally/physically assault any and all offending members and anyone who gets in the way. Anger takes over you completely, controlling everything.

Stage 5: Hiatus
When one goes Irish, it can end in many ways. Perhaps you pass out. Maybe you just calm down. Anyway, the rage ends… eventually.

The side effects of going Irish include but are not limited to: high blood pressure, uncontrollable movement, damaged relationships, black eyes, problems with the law, broken chairs, lose of feeling and sore fists.

Robert: Hey Steve! God, what happened to your face?!

Steve: I told James that his mother was an English whore. It made him frickin' go Irish on me.

Robert: Oh, well that's your fault then.

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Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics

A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.

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shark repellent bat spray

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.

Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!

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