Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The leader of Iran. A power hungry Jew hater. A twat. A liberal's wet dream for future leader of the world. A closet homosexual who masks this fact by being "macho" and calling for the eradication of the nation of Israel.

Person 1: "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a twat."
Person 2: "Yeah, what a power hungry Jew hater!"

Liberal Person 1: "OMG! I just had a wet dream about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in it, he was chaining all infidels to posts and having them beaten for not worshiping Allah!"

Liberal Person 2: "OMG, I want him so badly, we should all suck his cock, and bend over for him. I really hope he would choose me to fuck! His manliness makes my man-pussy quiver, even though he is a madman, and wants nuclear capability to destroy Israel. It's all George Bush's fault. It has nothing at all to do with the fact that his kind of hatred runs back for thousands of years, George Bush started it!"

Liberal 3: "We should solve all this diplomatically, let's have the UN send him a letter asking him not to kill every American and Jew. We can then all have a big orgy in Tehran! Yay!"

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