Ginger

Someone with red hair, light skin, freckles, and no soul. Anyone who thinks gingers have souls is misinformed. Gingers, such as myself, suffer from a disease called Gingervitis. The ginger trait is recessive. A ginger is NOT someone with just red hair. That is called a Day Walker. Day Walkers are even more inferrior than gingers, because they are half-bloods. And as everyone knows, half-bloods suck.

Ginger: Let's go color!
Normal Person: Eww no get away from me you no-souled freak.
Day Walker: I suck.

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Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"