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I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?
apparently a way to have sex.
The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
The most annoying age of the human body of a male. The creature's hobby is mostly just making fun of females who do anything or talk to anyone, and hanging out with their friends talking about Fortnite, demon slayer and discussing 18+ shows that they pretend they know everything what is going on.Can be found mostly inside their house playing Fortnite, GTA, or any other type of inappropriate game play. their most common vocabulary are either really bad roasts, any type of inappropriate word (including cuss words) or "Ur mom" which they would normally laugh hysterically at. Another odd hobby of this odd creature is looking up inappropriate words in google and bragging about it in school.
so to sum it up, most 10 year old boys are insolent, disgusting and extremely rude creatures and will probably keep this behaviour up till about 14 or 15 years old.
i hope you have read it up to here, because i spilled out all my hatred for 10 year old boys in this description of them.
signed, TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner.
if you are a boy like this in my class and you've read this description, sorry, not sorry, it's all true.
WARNING: this description doesn't apply for all boys, some are nice. SOME.
Girl: "Hey, can you show me where the cafeteria is? I'm new here!"
10 year old boys: "i'll show where the cafeteria is to UR MOOOOM!!! HEEEYOOOO!!!"
Girl: "I don't understand what you're saying but i really need to get to the cafeteria!"
10 year old boys: " Go FUCK yourself you FEMALE! Elgh!! Does your mom let you watch 18+? I bet she doesn't! HEYOOO!"
Girl: "Look, I really don't get why you're telling me all this, but i need to get to the cafeteria before the bell--
*BELL RINGS*
Girl: "--rings. Also girl: "I am SO being a lesbian when i grow up."
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What it says in The Urban Dictionary when you are creating a definition for it.
A word is a word. end of story.
Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .
Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"
Alright, this is a difficult one. One common type of boy is the sweet, nice and caring boy who will always be there for you.
ANOTHER type of boy is the sexist, rude, and abusive boy.
not all boys fall into these categories.
Person 1: "What the hell IS a boy, anyway?"
Person 2: "Someone who identifies as a boy"
Person 1: " Doesn't really answer my question"
Person 2: "WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A BOY IS?!?!"