Whalecum

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time

"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"

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it hurts so good

when you feel pain that is so excruciatingly excruciating that it turns you into a blood lusting, apocalyptic, soul reaping, thunder cunt death weapon and you destroy the closest thing you can get you're inner ogre clutches on until the moment you feel satisfaction or the agony gets so intense you pass out.

A man was walking on water being jesus, a group of whale hunters shoot a harpoon into his nut sack, the man then screamed in pure terror and turned around with his butt facing the whale hunters and screamed "It hurts so good" then he began to twerk so fast lightning came out his butt cheeks and electrocuted the whale hunters until they bursted into a giant cloud of incinerated dust particles. Never again will they shoot Twerk God

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