Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

Cringe

Cringe is a term used when someone does something so stupid you start feeling stupid.

"Yo I am banned from 51 countries" "Damn bro that's cringe"