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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryuteki "Angel" Soler: The First Juvenile Release.
What I call homo-sapiens who have tattoos.
Person 1: Hey..do you have tattoos.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are The Breath Of Marseilles.
What you after you master pick up artistry.
Person 1: Hey...have you mastered pick up artistry.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...now say "I Smack Backs".
What I call people who know this following phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed fee and so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey..do you know the Spartan's prayer?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
When you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1:K...you are The Breath Of Versailles
When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.
Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
When you parkour roll on a roof.
Person 1: Hey..do you like parkour rolling on a roof?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are The Breath Of Versailles