Oberlin

What I call the Robles family.

Person 1: Hey are you a Robles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you Oberlin

Mario López Estrada

What I call pick up artists.

Person 1: Hey, are you a pick up artist?
Person 2: Uhh...yeah.
Person 1: Good...I will call you Mario López Estrada.

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who are consensual.

Person 1: Are you consensual?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".