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When rancid pussy is a squirter
Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"
Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."
When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades
Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"
Sam: "How'd that go?"
Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."
The abbreviated form of the slamming death metal band "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus"
Dave: Hey what's the name of that death metal band you're going to see tonight?
Jason: xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff
Dave: Holy shit, what's that short for?
Jason: You might wanna sit down
Screamo is an anomaly in the sense that it has two different definitions depending on who is using it.
If used by people who listen to metal, it refers to a specific subgenre of emo with a more aggressive and dissonant sound.
If used by people who don't listen to metal, it refers to anything heavier than Metallica.
Friend 1: Hey what're you listening to?
Friend 2: Just hyping myself up with some Sepultura.
Friend 1: Don't they play that screamo shit you used to listen to?
Friend 2: No, that's Black Veil Brides.