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Kingism

A religion worshipping a sentient being of unknown form known as Genghis king. The religion believes the universe is a ring with different sections of control of species. One section of the ring could be controlled by shadow demons. One could be controlled by humans. And one could be controlled by hyper-intelligent lizard people. We also believe there is an opposite evil version of Genghis known as Void. Who will try to control the ring sequences with total darkness.
A super vessel, or ,mega pope, of Genghis is called an Atelsek or a Baylin.

Obama: I believe in Kingism, It has enlightened my life In many ways. It fixed my marriage. And gave my a hot six pack.
Genghis King: Glad I could help.

by TheGreatVessel August 23, 2019

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Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019


Baylin

A Vessel of the religion of Kingism. He is the almighty. He is the chosen.
Another definition of this is "Atelsek".

Al Qaeda: Bro you are like a total Baylin.
Baylin: Shut up Al Qaeda *shoots him*

by TheGreatVessel August 23, 2019

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