Micahs

noun

A medical condition in which the testicles are of an unusual size. Balls of a size and proportion outside of the social norm. Non-Standard Nuts, giving the appearance of abnormally enlarged and/or swollen scrotum.

The vasectomy nurse pulled back the sheet an exclaimed to the doctor "my god check out the Micahs on this one"; to the patient she said "are they always this enlarged and swollen"?

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Hay Hov

Hay Hov (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

I'd sooner get Hay Hoved out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.