Air-Boning

To grind up real close with a girl in a drunk and passionate way.

Similar to an air-guitar, air-boning is the action of mimicking sexual motions while dancing hard at a party. It can also be called grinding, dirty dancing, or nut crushing.

“Dennis ‘The DuffleBag’ was air-boning that giant sophomore chick last night.”

Translation: Dennis was holding that larger second-year William Smith student so close, they were ‘dirty dancing’ really passionately yesterday evening.

Ubiquistatus

When a certain event is occuring among a common group of individuals, and this is shown through a multiplicity of similar statai on Facebook.

You often see this type of Facebook status when we are approaching vacations, during holidays, major sporting events, school-sponsored events, a recent death, etc. It is a way to show that something major is happening within your community and displaying your appreciation and agreement or opposition with those around you.

Root words: Ubiquitous, Status

Ubiquistatus: “here we go sox”, “opening dayyyy”, “oh em gee, i love the red sox”, “bosox”, “and let the red sox season begin!” or “I hate this weather”, “f the rain”, “thanks geneva for being so warm in april”, etc.

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