MAHC

Moderately Attractive Hippie Chick. Sometimes seen wearing a hat because she's too lazy to fix her hair. Her happiness is found through flipping you off and/or travel to Costa Rica.

Pronounced like "mock" because she's probably mocking you right now.

What do we have to do to get service here? Do we even have a waitress? Is it that MAHC over there?

Dun-lopping

Allegedly, what Shea would do in a smedium shirt if she didn't use a girdle.

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Yeah, better make sure Shea's comes with a girdle or she'll be dun-lopping everywhere.