AFL

AFL, standing for Australian Football League - is the highest level of professional Australian rules football. Possibly the greatest sport ever invented.
AFL is football for real men.
It sure as hell beats American football, as the players don't wear all that pathetic padding/protection.
Anyone who says AFL is gay, is either an American who has never watched a game of real AFL football, or a stuffy Pom who thinks soccer is real football.
The main premise is to kick the ball through posts to score points. While avoiding getting tackled by other players.
More skill is involved in Australian Rules Football than Rugby League, yet many people fail to realize this.

Gay1: yo, do you wanna come dancing this weekend?
Real man: No way, I'll be watching AFL.

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