mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

Karen

(n.): The attitude of a white woman, often in her 40s or 50s, who purposely or naively solidifies the status of her white privilege. She is a stay-at-home mom, votes Republican, lives on a street that ends in a cul-de-sac in the suburbs, is (or was) married to a successful husband, has called the police to report a black person for "acting suspiciously," drives her unvaccinated kids to soccer practice in a large SUV, talks about minorities in a different tone of voice or refers to them as "those people," drinks wine, dyes her hair, insists that calling her a "Karen" is alternatively racist or sexist, and is currently demanding to see a manager for not being served her iced mocha frappachino quickly enough.

Not all Karens are actually named Karen. Some others are named Becky or Stacy. All are extremely active on social media.

"Calling me a Karen is more offensive than the N word" is the most Karen thing to say.

A group of Karens is called The View.

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