Crotch Boogies

When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.

Dude, I'm getting mad Crotch Boogies!

SwampAss

Adj.:

When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.

"Shit dude, I have a bad case of SwampAss." :(

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