The Index

The perfect way to rate females. Judged on a 0-4 scale to make things less complicated.

0-Is that even a girl?
1-Not hideous, but no
2-If I was intoxicated
3-Yes, and she's hot
4-Holy shit, yes

Friend 1= "What is she on The Index?"
Friend 2="Are you crazy? She looks like a mule, definitely a 0"

Friend 1="What is she on The Index?"
Friend 2="Go get me that handle of Burnetts and I will say 2"

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