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dolly lama

1. a barbie doll that makes everyone around her feel at peace
2. a problem solver
3. the one you call when you're at your worst

Nicki Minaj is a Dolly Lama!

by TheJellyMan January 30, 2011

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Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013