H.I.P.

Hottie In Progress. A girl who will one day be supa-hot.

Did you see that girl at Chuck E. Cheese yesterday in the ball pit? H.I.P., man. H.I.P.

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Perturbation

When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".

Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.

I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.

...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.

Perturbation is so great.

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555

Another word for 5, derived from LOL. LOL>lol>101>(from binary)5.
A nerdy version of the already nerdy LOL.

555, that dungeon was SO EASY!

Blogfading

The blogger's version of podfading. When a blog beings posting more and more sporadically until it is abandoned without explanation.

I'm pretty sure that guy is blogfading. He hasn't posted in over a month. I guess I have to go back to reading Perez Hilton.