The Rakesh Paradox. If something Random is said do not reply, or continue it into a conversation, it will only make things worse. If there is a reply, the person replying must be hit 3 times on the arm with a kettle.
"OMG i mean i wouldn't say i'm in love with shovels, but wednsdays can be the nutella."
"WTF are you on about and why nutella"
"Rule 110."
"Oh shit"
*raises kettle*
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