chucking the wool

A euphemism for male masturbation

"Hey what's up man? "
"Nothing much, just chucking the wool. "
"Aw man, I didn't need to know that, dude. "

Cunt with legs

Someone so fat and floppy that they look like a cunt with legs.

" That fat bastard over there looks like a cunt with legs."

That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"

"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"