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Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
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Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com
Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.
The opposite of Woke is Doze.
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When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."
Exponentially worse with larger dogs.
"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."
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A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."
When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.
That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover
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A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."