Cohete

Spanish word for "rocket" but can apply to any cylindrical object that can be fired. As in, "I got a rocket in my pocket."

"Tengo un cohete en el pantalón.." From the song "Mil Horas" by Los Abuelos de la Nada.

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Chowder Factory

An organization or place whose population consists of a large percentage of females with substandard personal hygiene.

Glad I don't live downwind of that sorority, it's a freakin' chowder factory!

elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.

Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.

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African 500

Racist term for an urban expressway that passes through an area where the residents, or a large percentage of the drivers, are predominantly of African-American descent; derived from automobile races such as the Indianapolis 500.

Mr. Smith says that the Dan Ryan Expressway should be renamed the African 500.

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