A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.
Shake it like a seizure!
Stealing, according to the BFG. For example, taking fruit that is not yours is snitching, as is kidnapping people.
I is a very honourable giant! I does not go snitching things!
You snitched me!
A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.
If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!
Alternate spelling of Therizinosaurus. The Rizzinosaurus is the ultimate rizz machine, and gets all the dinosaur bitches.
The Rizzinosaurus is the coolest dinosaur in the jungle!
What some people say when they mean to say destiny. Either a misspelling or misreading. Notable for appearing in Back to the Future and The Simpsons.
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you
I'm your density
Anyone and everyone that you disagree with politically. If someone has political views that you think are wrong, you can label them a grifter, and will receive little pushback from people who agree with you politically.
Jason Mars is such a grifter
In what way is he a grifter?
He expressed a political view that I disagree with
The creator of Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. His style of humour may not be for everyone, but many do enjoy his work. He is often misunderstood by many. All he really wants is to make people laugh, and make the world a better place for everyone. He has supported mistreated writers on multiple occasions, and has donated money to their cause as well. Overall, he's a good guy, but he is often hated due to his style of comedy not being for everyone.
Hey, what are you watching?
I'm watching Family Guy, it's made by Seth MacFarlane!