Egoseismic

adjective {ee-goh, sahyz-mik}

The repelling and prevention of seismic activity in the surrounding area of an individual.

OR

The redirecting of an earthquake's epicenter due to the presence of a certain individual.

RHETT: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link, you think we had something to do with the earthquakes?"

LINK: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

-From Rhett and Link's 'Good Mythical Morning'