Honeycomb

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Honeycomb is a re-rack called at 7 cups in which a hexagon of 6 cups are formed around the 7th, center cup. Considered an act of desperation, given the potential for the clearance of the center cup and the creation of a Black Hole.

I'm feeling desperate, Kyle. Let's go with the HONEYCOMB!!! *cue the banging of pots and pans*

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B.O.O.T.

(proper noun)- Est. 2003, this is an organization devoted to the propagation of pure awesome, in my face. The words of the acronym have long since been lost in the pages of history. B.O.O.T. members (BOOTies) can often be spotted at Roscoe's, asking for the "Number 3, mah prease?" whilst consuming syrup shots. BOOTies generally enjoy chain gangs, monkey noises, little boys, and horses. They are not impressed by needle-dicks.

I pledged B.O.O.T.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse boy pony B.O.O.T. prease.

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brachiosaurus

(n.) Also known as a Mighty Brachi, this majestic animal has come to represent all things B.O.O.T. Like the fabled organization, this animal is both powerful and mysterious, and its name is quite fun to say. Channeling the spirit of this animal requires a hand motion resembling the its slender, flexible neck.

An example of this animal can be found in the terminal of the Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBrachiosaurus! Mata-mata-mata-mata-mata!

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morph

(v.) The process of sexual intercourse in which both partners remain stationary and are subject to back-and-forth physiological switchings in gender. Stimulation is achieved through the friction occurring between the two sets of genitalia constantly inverting into and out of each other.

Hey, baby, I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE. Wanna morph?

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Peppermint Patty

(n.) A shot of alcohol in which you get on your knees, have somebody else pour enough chocolate syrup into your mouth to cover your tongue, then take a 1 to 1.5 oz. shot of peppermint schnapps. Also known as a variation of the Dirty Girl Scout.

Get on your knees and take this Peppermint Patty!

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Little boys

The standard currency of the mystical society known as B.O.O.T. This item is usually received in the mouth, but can also be accepted into the pants, and is flexible enough to receive various items into itself.

Little boys in my mouth, prease?

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Pokemon Purist

(n.) A shot of alcohol containing equal parts of Blue Curacao, hot sauce and Bicardi 151, which must be followed by the drinker's yell, "It's super effective!"

Pokemon Purists all 'round!

It's super effective!

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