Poseidon's Sacrifice

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

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Peegasm

When urinating feels so good you moan at how amazing it feels.

Guy: Hey man, did you just whack off in my washroom?!

Fawks: No, I just had a peegasm

Guy: Oh, nice.

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