poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.

"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

Sexy Pikachu

Basically the movie version of detective Pikachu, but he has a ten inch cock and its always in your ass. You can only catch it with masterballs because its too LEGENDARY. Get it, cause you catch the legendary pokemon with a masterball. I'm so funny.

Person 1: BRO THAT SEXY PIKACHU MAKES ME CUM!
Person 2: What the fuck, it's a fucking doll thing.
Person 1: NO! IT'S MY LIFE!
*Person 1 rapes Person 2 with consent and gives Person 2 aids
Person 1: F

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