Man

Better than a woman.
The smarter of the 2 sexes.
Always more reasonable, even with a non-sober thinking pattern.
The person who makes the mess, not clean it up.
Came first, and usually does..so deal with it.
Eats the sandwich.
Drives well if not asian.
Enjoys a nice week of not showering, so you should too.

Jeff: A woman tried to tell me what to do, then I reminded her that she was a woman.

Mike: Yeah a real man doesn't listen to those walking vaginas.

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