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Panthering

Panthering is an ancient practice mastered only by a few German players, where a person must study the panther, understand the panther and become the panther. The panthers lurk in the shadows, searching for their prey, they are undetectable at nature and their prey, the M4s, drive around clueless to what's about to happen. The sheer force of the panthers 75 mm cannon is enough to destroy most targets in a singular shot, yet the panther choses to get up close, it enjoys the fear in the enemies eyes before finally striking. Master pantherers are even unknown to this day, they stay true to the art of panthering and keep living in the darkness.

"Watch out! The panthers be panthering!"
"I couldn't even see that panther, this dude must be panthering."
"I panther multiple times a day and I must say it has helped me find peace in life."

by TheMasterPantherer June 10, 2024


Tigering

A true tiger is a fearsome foe, a true tiger knows how to protect thine self from any incoming harm using it's superior body to nullify the enemies attempts at fighting back. The art of the Tiger is a special technique which allows the user to face an enemy head on and survive. A master of tigering should be able to incinerate multiple foes without taking any serious damage, reflecting their attacks and proving their futility. Not even a jumbo can replicate the true nature of a tigering master, only a tiger has the potential to unleash a tigering masters sheer indestructability.

"Watch out Jhonny! That tiger is tigering, you can't pen him from anywhere!"

"Report to the squadron, we might not come back from this fight, for thine tiger... is tigering."

"Tell my mom I love her, I'm gonna kill that tiger"
"No you can't! It's impossible, you know that!"
"There is no point in running, use me as a decoy to escape. Live a good life Tony."
"MARCO WAIT!"
Marco has perished.

by TheMasterPantherer June 10, 2024