Oregon

The place full of little college towns that wake up the whole city when they score a touchdown.

The closest mall is always at least an hour away.

No black people, just asians and mexicans.

Everyone talks to you, whether you want them to or not.

You'll always see someone biking, even if its raining outside which it probably is.

There's tons of local co-ops full of tofu brownies and old stoners with huge beards.

Schools that aren't funded, trees, and hippies. That's a normal city.

Oregonian: What exit are you from?

New Jersey Resident: You're a hippie. Go hug a tree.

Oregonian: Of course, thank you for your time.

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