J.K. Rowling

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.

Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.

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firefox

An excellent, under-rated browser. People think only anti-Microsoft script kiddies use it, but in reality, everyone should love it because of Firebug, the most amazing and useful extension ever created.

Firefox Hater: Only n00bs use Firefox! Internet Explorer is just as good!

Firefox/Firebug User: Wrong. Download Firefox and Firebug and you'll see why Firefox essentially pwns Internet Explorer.

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11:11

If you look at a clock at exactly 11:11, and have not checked the time since before 11:00, then you can make a wish. Once your wish is made, look away from the clock immediately. Your wish will not come true if you see the time change to 11:12. The next time you look at a clock it should read 11:13. If you miss 11:13, your wish will not come true.

11:11 wishing is complicated.

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