LOTTIE

A derivative of the term L.O.T.T (Lesser of the Two); the name used in reference to the L.O.T.T your ex boyfriend/girlfriend is now Dating.

**See also L.O.T.T**

Friend #1: "Hey Josh! You still with LOTTIE?"

Josh: "I'm dating Sara B...."

Friend #1: "Yeah, that's the LOTTIE I'm talking about, she's the lesser of the two Sara's you've dated"

L.O.T.T

The acronym for "Lesser Of The Two". which refers to the instance in which your ex boyfriend starts dating a girl with the same name as yourself. Although she has the same name as you, shes nowhere near being the dime piece that you are. Thus making her the "Lesser Of The Two".

Friend #1: "Wow! Did you see Joshua Zants new girlfriend, Sara B?"

Friend #2: "Yea, after he dated Sara Mc.... Sara B. Is definitely the L.O.T.T!!"

LOTT

LOTT Is the acronym for "Lesser Of The Two." This term is used to describe a girl your ex boyfriend starts dating that has the same name as you. Because she has the same name as you ( but you being the better choice) that makes her the "Lesser Of The Two." A downgrade from you obviously, but she has the same name as you.

*May also be referred to as LOTTIE

Similar terminology that has been coined would be "THOT/THOTTIE". same concept.

Friend 1: Wow! I can't believe Joshua Zant is now dating Sara B. After he just dated Sara M.

Friend 2: I know right? Sara B is definitely the LOTT.

Friend 1: Facts! Poor Josh got him a LOTTIE after Sara M. Dumped him.

L.O.T.T

The acronym for "lesser of the two". Which refers to the instance where your ex boyfriend starts dating a girl with the same name as you. Although she has the same name as you she's nowhere near the dime piece that you are, thus making her the "lesser of the two."

***See also definition "LOTTIE"

Friend #1: "wow! Did you see Joshua Zants new girlfriend Sara B?"

Friend #2: "yeah! And after he dated Sarah Mc!! Sarah B is definitely the L.O.T.T!!"

Fent Ferret

An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.

signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms

▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart

▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.

▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite

▪️Loss of anything good in their lives

▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.

If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.

Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”

John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”

Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”

Qwauff

A “Qwauff” is air leaving the anus after two men have had anal sex or after a man has been pegged.

A qwauff can and is often times mistaken for a fart. Anyone who may hear a person qwauffing, may believe they are simply farting as they sound exactly the same.

A Qwauff is the equivalent of the female form “Queef” (air being expelled from the vagina, usually after sex).

Person 1: “WAKE UP AND TELL ME WHO YOU’VE BEEN HAVING ANAL SEX WITH!”

Person 2: “Why are you accusing me of having anal sex??”

Person 1: “I’M NOT AN IDIOT, I’ve been hearing you Qwauff all night!”