c_u_n_t

A special kind of lock which can only be opened by a dick

Mah c_u_n_t so hot

Dictionary

Offline Google for words. Extremely popular during XXXX B.C.till 1990s.

Declined in usage after the advent of internet.
Also said to be a rip-off of Wikipedia.

1950s guy: idk what this word means. Wait, lemme search it up on the dictionary.

Some edgy french general: Dictionaries with the word 'impossible' have been scientifically proven to be imbecilic. Don't buy them. Instead, use the "Le Dictionaire de le Word de le lingua de France (continue french blah blah blah)

21st century guy, and my suggestion: If you don't know the word, don't look it up on the dictionary: Google it!

Another brick in the wall

Donald Trump's inaugural song.

"All in all you're just another brick in the wall"

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xLinus

An edgy emoji spammer who got rejected on Valentine's Day.

xLinus: I got rejected on valentines day T_T
Rest OT'ers: Can't get rejected if you don't ask her out.

eSports Cheerleader

A camwhore whose only role in competitive gaming is to distract the opposing team by flashing her boobs before them.

Emmadorable:"Hey boys, wanna play with me? I am an eSports Cheerleader!"
Gamers: 'Shut Up! You're distracting us!"* throws table*

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submitted

An annoying message displayed by Urban Dictionary every time you define a word.

URBAN DICTIONARY: SUBMITTED!
Me: You don't say?

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talvisk

Cuban iPad made in China.

"Talvisk! Leave them kids alone" - legoseed