covid karen

A person who wants to cosplay normalcy, whatever the cost. She needs to go back to yelling to the cashier at Kohl's, and she will kill her parents to do so. Is unable to entertain her two large sons, Braelyn and Jailyn by herself, needs them to be able to tell and run around in public again. Her husband is around the house too often, he needs to get back to his work wife. She needs to get her hair done, and is excited to risk the health of her "hair girl" for her own vanity.

I had to go to Target today, and this COVID Karen brought all of her kids to walk the wrong way down the one way aisles. I hope she gets the virus and wishes for the sweet release of death from her bed for 29 days.

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