Moira

Verb; to 'moira', or to be 'moira'd'.

The act (usually performed by a female) in which the perpetrator will stop talking to the 'moiree' (typically a male) for no apparent reason, despite the forming of good acquaintance, a previously organized rendezvous, and/or prospects of physical relations.

Guy 1: Yo, thought you were going out tonight with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah so did I, she quit talking to me last week for no reason.
Guy 1: Thought you organized a date and everything?
Guy 2: Yeah we did.
Guy 1: Damn, sounds like you got moira'd hard.

Guy 1: Oh damn! who's that?
Guy 2: This girl I met the other night. Sure hope she doesn't moira me like the last bitch did.

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Points Jew

An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.

a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.

b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.

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