The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.
Ali: I got slizzed last night
ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?
Ali: yeah, average
The act of being tired and having no dexterity in any situation.
Ali: I got slizzed last night
Christian: yeah sounds cool.