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Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.
"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"
"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"
It's like a Jager Bomb but made with Bang Energy Drink and Vodka.
Boys, who wants some Bang Bombs!!!
Watching porn on your VR headset while fucking an ugly chick to make it bearable.
1: Dude, how does he sleep with that chick every night? It's easy man, he just gives her the Stoy!
2: I'll be your wingman tonight but I'll need to borrow your VR headset to give her The Stoy!
3: I'll date a fat chick with enthusiasm any day of the week. Giving her The Stoy while she goes to town is the best of both worlds!
Watching porn through a VR Headset while fucking an ugly chick to enhance the experience.
"Bob is dating one ugly bitch..." "It's ok man, he is perfecting The Stoy"
Ill be your wingman tonight... If all else fails I will give her The Stoy.
Sorry babe, you're getting Stoy'ed
She might be fat but while you are Stoy'ing her it's amazing.