The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.

The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.

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HTML Backwards

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damage — straight forward Karma.

HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.

Gay Pride

What is Gay Pride?

Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.

Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PMs wins all of Gay Pride!

Happy Pride!

Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!

All deaths are final y'all .

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Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.

I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.

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Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.