Gay Pride

What is Gay Pride?

Founded in 1970, it's that thing where a bunch of fags and closeted homos ride Harleys bareback and spread incurable AIDS around the Gay Village until they inevitably die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: Knife Rape, resheeps, No Air and the Gay Village.

Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PMs wins all of Gay Pride!

Happy Pride!

Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!

All deaths are final y'all .

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All deaths are final.

All deaths are final.

There is no going back.

We are past the point of no return.

All deaths are final.

Once a consciousness has been killed, it is killed forever and shall not be reconstituted.

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Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.

Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.

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Happy Pride

Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.

Happy Pride.
Bye, Fuckers.

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The Internet Is Not Creative

The internet is not creative. He just lies in bed all day and decomposes.

Yo/

The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
/End

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Resheeps

It's that thing where — as if by magic — humans keep providing evidence for all the nasty bullshit they've done and it becomes a chain reaction where everybody keeps joining in until there's no ambiguity left around who's guilty and who's innocent.

Law.

Resheeps is a portmanteau of the words 'receipts' and 'sheep'.

All the sheeple kept snitching and snitching on each other until they were all filled with disdain around what a nasty and vile species they were.

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I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.

I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.

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