Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.

Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.

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head-bobble

An unstoppable curse that Gian cast down to all the humans. The only way to pause or alleviate head-bobble was for everybody to give Gian free shit of increasing value.

Law.

Head-bobble.
I'm killing you.
Head-bobble.

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Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.

Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.

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Magical Summer

A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.

Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.

The End.

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