McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe

A mcdonald's double cheeseburger and fish fillet sandwich- Fish fillet removed and placed between the two burgers of the double cheeseburger. Discard the fish fillet's bun.

A delicacy reserved only for the epically fat.

"Dude, if we're heading to Micky D's, I gotta get a McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe. I haven't had that shit in a minute."

"Hey, McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe is how you make a double cheeseburger healthy."

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National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

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