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Doing something absurdly stupid.
Dude, you totally pulled a saharsh!
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On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus
Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*
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The mathematical point in time when an individual is taking a shit and the piece of shit exiting their ass enters a phase of freefall into the toilet.
I was taking a shit through some guy's sunroof and the moment Carapezza's Instant hit I knew there was no going back.
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Clout terrorists earn through engaging in an attack more difficult to pull off. A car bombing gets terrorists low clout, while 9/11 gets them much more.
Muhammad got himself a lot of terrorist clout last weekend with his orphanage bombing
A sexual orientation where the individual has feelings towards Halloween related characters/creatures (e.g.. skeletons, pumpkins, zombies, etc).
Hide your Jack-o'-lanterns, I heard a few spookysexual people are out tonight.
The top baby name of 2020, most notably of Elon Musk's son "X Ã A-12 Musk".
Starbucks Employee: Name for the order?
Customer: X Ã A-12
Starbucks Employee: I asked for your name, not your password.
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