ElastaFlaps

A term used by Methamphetamine users and Drongos alike in the more Southern parts of Western Australian.

When the rest of a woman is a complete cunt, it’s a good thing she’s got them ElastaFlaps

Cunk

Cunt Gunk (Shortened) - Cunk. The yeasty sweaty dew left in the underwear of a greasy crack head slurry ole 3 days into a her meth bender. Only the grottiest of grottos have the slime.

You can pretty much smell Kayla’s Cunk from here mate, that Cunt Gunk is up there with o’l Tash-Rash Smelly gash. Another couple of days and she’ll have bloody Meth induced Concunktavitis

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!