Throw the novel in the trash

A way to say that something that’s shit is shit, even if you worked really hard on it.

David: “Hey Gordon, check out this short film I made!”
Gordon: *watches short film*
David: “So what did you think?”
Gordon: “Throw the novel in the trash.”

Nuldge

The act of noticing a buldgie wuldgie.

MajiraStrawberry: uwu, nuldges

Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

lactoseintolerantaphobia

The fear of a lactose intolerant person.

Fidel Castro: "Here, have some milk, it's healthy for you."
Lactose Intolerant Weakling: "I can't have that."
Fidel Castro: "Oh my god! Don't you know I have lactoseintolerantaphobia? GUARDS, EXECUTE HIM!"