Logger

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.

Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!

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Laine

Often a name used for girls, but if you meet a boy named Laine, you are super lucky.
Laine is the greatest man you will ever meet. Laine is often called Laine Bug, Lil Bug, or just Bug because he is tiny. In a very cute way. He doesn't let it bother him, he owns that sh*t and comes up with reasons that being tiny is an advantage (like being able to pile an extra person in the back seat). He's smart, but not arrogant. He has style and is super cool to be around, but is modest about it. He's not shy or awkward, he just doesn't flaunt how amazing he is.
A man named Laine is the perfect man. Every single person who meets him loves him.

Jay- "Hey, who's that new kid in class"
Liz- "That's Laine. Laine is the BEST. I absolutely LOVE Laine."
Jay- "We should ask him to come to our party on Friday"
Liz- "I already invited him. He's coming."
Jay- "YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS"